Gay Jesus Gay Jesus is a 35 Year old Male. He has long hair and wears white flowing robes. He is sometimes seen wearing sandals or roller skates, but often goes without shoes and au natural. He is the messiah and savior of the Earth and all its' inhabitants. His father is a really tyrannical beast and scares a lot of folks. Gay Jesus likes men, supposedly comes twice, and hangs with a dozen or so other gay dudes most of the time.